Thursday, January 7, 2010

Stolen Money

A Mafia godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify in court.


When the Godfather goes to shake down the bookkeeper about his missing $ 10 million bucks, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign languages.

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, “Where is the $ 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?”

The lawyer, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is hidden.

The bookkeeper signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”

The lawyer tells the Godfather, “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”

That’s when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper’s temple, cocks it up and says, “Ask him again!”

The attorney signs to the underling, “He’ll kill you for sure if you don’t tell him!”

The bookkeeper signs back, “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens!”

The Godfather asks the lawyer, “Well, what’d he say!”

The lawyer replies, “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger!!’


No comments:

Post a Comment